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So, you want to work at 'Chelsea Lately'...
1) I do not work for E! human resources. I cannot hire anyone. On the plus side, I also can't fire anyone.
2) I think it's great that you are so eager to work here that you're willing to do "anything." This may come as a surprise, but you are not the first person to offer to "scrub Chelsea's toilets." In fact, people have offered much more
humiliating services. I've encouraged Chelsea to hire a few of those people just to see if they'd live up to their offers, but she has a better heart than I do. Also, so you know, we -- as do most professional organizations -- have a janitorial service that
does a pretty good job of maintaining the women's room (Chelsea uses
the same restroom as every other woman on staff). Plus, you're in college... you should aim higher than janitor. If that's truly your life's ambition, stop paying tuition and drop out. The only piece of paper you need is toilet paper. Bam!
3) Note: Those who do have the power to hire interns and such will most likely not hire a stalker. Again, I think your love of Chelsea is awesome, but someone who
expresses a sick obsession for Chelsea won't make the best
employee because a) we will probably have to get a restraining order for you and that's time consuming and fairly restrictive; and b) you will be too distracted by Chelsea's presence -- as well as my blindingly pale complexion. So, I might tone down the stalker
rhetoric and try another, less aggressive approach.
4) Unless you're
my direct relative -- or the younger sister of a girl I was infatuated
with in high school who wouldn't date me, but now all of a sudden she thinks I'm "cool" and desirable because I work for
Chelsea... and I still have the need to impress her and show her she was wrong about me... so I'll go to great lengths to get her
younger sister that internship -- there's not much I can do for you. You need to apply for internships through E! human resources. It's
a legal thing. You can go to www.eonline.com, scroll to the bottom,
hit the careers tab and search for the internship info. If you can't follow those directions, you're probably pretty stupid and we wouldn't want you here. Try the Tyra Banks Show.
Hope all this helps! Just trying to point you in the right direction.
Cheers,
Brad
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Comment by shawna marie on August 24, 2011 at 9:46pm -
you people think you can just get a job on a late night talk show just by posting on a blog? what has this world come to. work for a while and maybe you will get lucky but i doubt you'll ever end up on her show because she is amazing and only associates with amazing people :)
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Comment by Alec Steinmetz on May 5, 2011 at 1:21pm -
So I tweeted at you about needing a job and you can't even do that for me? This is shit. Not really. Thanks.
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Comment by Sissy on May 5, 2011 at 11:10am -
Brad--Y'all are freakin hilarious, but I would never work for free. Rather have a tour and see the dance area next to the vending machine where all the deep eye contact, elevator music and dancing ass grabbing happens.
Cheers!
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Comment by Shannen Anthony on March 5, 2011 at 6:03am
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Brad,
Most people who go to college wind up jobs worse than toilet scrubbing while paying back the loans they took out to pay for the kegs, marijuana, and strippers...I particularly like the latter part. If they do graduate to become successful doctors, lawyers, professors, etc...they have a higher chance of becoming those stalkers you speak of. let's face it...a broke ass cannot afford the transportation to get to the person and no money to obtain the duck tape, weapon, and porn collection. Also you may want to be a little more subtle when it comes to your jealously over a drop out potentially taking your job. It is ok that you never even strived to go to college because you knew even as a college student you couldn't laid, even by a blind hooker...All my love...
Shannen
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Comment by Julia Benjamin on February 24, 2011 at 7:28am -
oh you werent talking about me since I didn't offer to do shit for the job just that im qualified, and I respect chelseas intelligence but i def did say I even like her
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Comment by Julia Benjamin on February 24, 2011 at 7:27am
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Did I coem off stalkerish? I hope you were talking about someone esle!! oh and im very educated, working on my a BA in philosophy, minor in speech and if I can hack a minor in forestry just in case I want to do something else, all from UVM and I placed 17th in nation freshmen year for debate besides all the other awards I won, ;p so look it up, all the public debates I did google me!
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Comment by April Mauger on November 15, 2010 at 10:59pm -
People are crazy!!!! Send the toilet scrubbers in my direction, I have blonde hair but I'm not pale ;)
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Comment by Toot on November 12, 2010 at 6:33pm
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Wow, that was awesome how you deflected all the responsibilities while scandalizing to treat some chick that dogged you like *&%$-- though it will neither hinder nor help the henchman gain employment. That was like a freckled-mind-frick.
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Comment by Andy Arias on November 9, 2010 at 10:29pm -
I am super hard working and industrious I majored in psychology and have had my jobs working production. I hate cleaning toilets and feet. Lol. I am a cute sexy funny guy on for wheels. I make a great wheel barrel. I would love to send HR my resume.
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Comment by sdsd sdsd on November 7, 2010 at 3:28pm -
I graduate next semester at 20 years old with two degrees in Film and Liberal Arts.
I will not scrub Chelsea's toilets... I did that when I interned at a casting agency in Rhode Island.
I have submitted an application to E!
Also, I have been neglecting my school work all day. I should still graduate. Oh and I started nearly every sentence of this post with the word I.
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