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I am a certifiable lunatic that loves tequila.

I write a weekly blog for http://thecomedypoint.com/category/the-von/
They don't pay me.
I had a massive concussion when I was six years old.
I ate cat food once when I was seven.
Pauley Shore threw up on me when I was twenty-one.

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Hitler only had one testicle. I find that extremely sexy.

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A Cougar Hunter and a Puma's Revenge

Posted on March 15, 2012 at 12:47pm 0 Comments

For as long as I can remember the story always was that older women (Cougars) liked to find sexual companionship with much younger men (Cubs). The reason being that younger men can keep up with the sex drive of a woman who is at her sexual peak without having to pop a Viagra and won't have a heart attack or…

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Thanks For Nothing, Web MD

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:15am 2 Comments



 

Many of you already know (from my multiple whining Facebook status updates) that I some how (maybe during “adult activities”) hurt my back last week and haven’t been able to function properly. I had been self medicating myself with expired muscle relaxers (that I found in an old pocketbook)  and Bengay for the first four days but the pain only got worse so I decided to be a…

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Stalker Alert

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:13am 0 Comments



PLEASE NOTE: No names have been changed to protect the parties’ privacy.

If you have a private Facebook account AND an arch nemesis in life you’ve probably gotten a “friend request” at one time or another by a person that just didn’t seem “kosher.” Ninety-nine percent of the time  I can almost guarantee that the person friending you, of which you have…

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It’s HOT Out-Leave Me Alone.

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:11am 0 Comments

It’s HOT Out-Leave Me Alone.

It’s extremely hot out (just in case you have a lack of temperature sensitivity). I have not done anything productive…

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Dear Von: Part Deux

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 7:48am 0 Comments



Thanks to my five loyal readers(my mother not being one of them), I was asked to do another “Ask Von” blog so that I can answer your questions and put you on the right path towards becoming THAT much smarter and full of new(and useless)knowledge.

This time around the questions were more in depth and very interesting.…

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Relationships 101 w/ The Von

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 7:45am 0 Comments

RELATIONSHIPS: I’ve been in a few, sabotaged some and try to forget the rest. The best part of a relationship is the beginning when the two participants actually like each other and everything in the world is full of glitter and unicorns and your stomach, full of butterflies. Neither love bird can do wrong in…
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Top 10 Indications Your Facebooking Is Getting Out Of Hand

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Over the past seven years Facebook has paved the way for people to live a life they never thought possible. The nerdy,quiet,ugly kid in high school can now show off his hot, new, big breasted trophy wife (whom he acquired after making millions in the stock market)…

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It's Hot Out-Leave Me Alone!

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 7:38am 0 Comments

It’s extremely hot out (just in case you have a lack of temperature sensitivity). I have not done anything productive at my job for the past three days (not much different than any other day)and I don’t intend to do anything productive until the temperature drops to at least eighty-five degrees. Besides being unproductive at work I am also slacking on my blog this week. It’s so hot,…

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Friends Don't Let Friends Facebook Drunk

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 8:25am 0 Comments



Have you ever had a couple of adult beverages and then completely embarrassed yourself due to the lack of common sense and intelligence that comes with being intoxicated? Maybe you professed your love to the bartender who’s been making your Long Island Iced Teas all night or flashed the entire bar during your drunken rendition of Madonna’s “Like A Virgin.” Whatever your choice of…

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Don’t Worry Anthony Weiner, I Believe You ;)

Posted on June 6, 2011 at 10:12am 0 Comments

Q: What happens when you grow up looking like a bean pole with an oversized nose and the last name Weiner?

A:You wind up sending photos of your forty-six year old wiener to co-ed girls and porn stars via Twitter.

I’m not going to waste your time recapping the whole  ”Anthony Weiner Crotch Story” because bloggers, writers and comedians have been…
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