The past three days haven’t been great. In fact, they’ve been pretty rough. Borderline horrible, if you will. The reason: Ems and Lyss have been

separated, miles apart, with only the comfort of an occasional text

message to keep the love alive.

How…poetic.

Seriously though,…

It’s been exactly one week since these kitty kats experienced “The Best Day Ever” and we’re still livin’ high off it…which has been complicated by the fact that our life keeps getting more fabulous, which makes containing ourselves quite difficult at times.

Part 2 of “The Best Day Ever” started around 7:45 p.m. that evening. We were borderline zombies after spending the…

Friday, June 18, was the best day ever. Mark it on your calendars. It was so borderline amazing that we can’t fit it all into one post. This is partly because we don’t want you guys reading for days. It’s also because we get overwhelmed thinking/talking about it and have to spread the reminiscing out to maintain a sense of normalcy (which you probably know is already a bit difficult for us to…

The other night, we had a potential brush with death. But since we run A*town and are borderline amazing, we beat it. What happened?

About five years ago, we had a night of burning. We burned everything in sight, from leaves to bugs to trash. We even had a sacrificial ceremony in front of a neighbor’s house with an exotic plant that had

magical powers. Sadly, we were 100 percent sober for all of this.…