Hey All! I think it's great you want to work at 'Chelsea Lately'. It's a great place to be. But there are a few things you should be aware of before e-mailing me to ask for an internship or job...



1) I do not work for E! human resources. I cannot hire anyone. On the plus side, I also can't fire anyone.



2) I think it's great that you are so eager to work here that you're willing to do "anything." This may come as a surprise, but you are not the first person to offer to "scrub… Continue

For some reason, E! thought it would be a good idea to have Sarah Colonna, Loni Love and me be a part of their post-Oscar live telecast. I assume they want to inject some humor into the telecast. Good call. But we just had a conference call with the E! lawyers and they told us everything we can't say and do. Not sure where the humor will come from now that I can't make fun of anyone's sexuality or eating disorder. I might actually have to be clever -- not always the easiest thing on a Sunday… Continue

What an amazing weekend of skiing, performing, family, friends... and Chelsea farting non-stop from the altitude. Thanks to the MontBleu Resort (pushing it) and Casino (a-holes took my money) for hosting. Kevin Nealon was great and he was clearly honored to have me open for him. Skiing at Heavenly was a treat -- thanks to Aimi in PR over there for all of her help. Too bad it ended with riding down in a tram next to a girl bundled in a ski patrol sled, sucking down oxygen. Hope she made it!

I am opening for Kevin Nealon this weekend in Lake Tahoe. We're at the MontBleu Resort & Casino on Saturday night. I'd still go if I weren't me and, instead, I were you and was wondering what I should do this weekend in Lake Tahoe. Hope to see you there!