I'm a Hot Mess

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We know you’re a hot mess. You know you’re a hot mess.

Now let’s see who’s the biggest hot mess. 

 

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Permalink Reply by Alex Plum on April 30, 2012 at 1:09am

I am a hot mess for many reasons. I'm a hot mess because I spread rumours at an engagement parties about my friends such as people announcing they are pregnant when they are not so others congratulate them, aswell as telling everyone to not get too close to someone because they have a really bad infestation of headlice when they do not, and then signing my name on every gift tag of all the presents given to the happy couple so they would think i pitched in for every present.

I'm a hot mess because I pretended to be flirting with men who approach me with pick up lines in a bar then suddenly stop with a shocked look on my face and say "oh my god, this is so embarressing, i just shat myself" then when they react with a disgusted look on their face and ask if im serious i say "yes, i think it's leaking out the bottom of my jeans".... the reactions of men is priceless.

I'm a hot mess because I text everyone in my phonebook and tell them to call my bestfriend because she has been trying to get in contact with them when she hasnt at all so that she recieves a whole bunch of calls at the same time and get's really confused and tells them all she doesn't need to talk to them.

I'm a hot mess because I try to challenge good dancers on the dancefloor to crump battles and build up a big circle and posse and in reality i am extremely unco-ordinated and think i can crump when i cannot.

I'm a hot mess because I bought a frozen garlic bread stick to a fancy 'bring your best plate" dinner party and then after dinner demeaned everyone's dishes saying mine was clearly the favourite as mine was the only plate that had no leftovers on it and everyone's did.

I'm a hot mess because I like to update people's facebook status' when they leave their account open and act as them on their behalf claiming they need cream for a new agrivated rash that's appeared and they have some people to call to let them know they are going to need to purchase this cream too. If it's not a rash, it's crabs, their watching porn, they shoplifted something at the mall that day, they are expecting twins... etc etc.

I'm a hot mess because I purchased a cardboard cut out of myself as an anniversary present for my partner.

 

I could name a million more reasons... but yes... i too am a proud HOT MESS!    

Permalink Reply by ber on May 5, 2012 at 9:41pm
i'll show u mine if you show me yours first... but I think the reply below me won. oh well
Permalink Reply by ber on May 5, 2012 at 9:47pm
but, i did spill a crock pot of meatballs all over my car soooo in a non figurative that's a real hot mess
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