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BY DAY- I dropped my phone on the subway tracks and waited underground, super hot n sweaty, for an hour and 20 mins for help to retrieve it. We then MTA guys picked it up he goes "well it looks like you've dropped this one before". Yes- its beat up and pretty unsmart as smartphones go- but i cant afford a new one so "thank you and goodbye my hero of the MTA underground."
BY NIGHT- had a first date and drank a 1/2 pitcher of margaritas. Then I proceeded to throw up for 2 hours when I got home from too much booze on to little food- a common theme for me. At least I didn't puke in front of him ..........this time.
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1. janked up weave
2. critical kitchen situation
3. meeting with my department director in the morning
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