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Permalink Reply by Jenna Scalici on July 31, 2011 at 3:41pm

Heathers chapter

 

Heather is retarded. Period.

Permalink Reply by Mary Merchant on August 1, 2011 at 10:55am

"Am I pleased with myself? Sort of, but I am definitely not proud"

 

"Give, Give, Give, and laugh, laugh, laugh. Even when it's at the expense of others, it's important to laugh. Laugh loudly, laugh often, AND MOST IMPORTANT, laugh at YOURSELF"

 

Introduction ix

I have A LOT of favorite quotes from the book, but those mean the most to me.

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Permalink Reply by Sharona Kay Marcocci Moffatt on August 4, 2011 at 8:53pm

My favorite Chelsea quote IS "LAUGHTER TRUMPS EVERYTHING"

Permalink Reply by Kylie Harbour on August 5, 2011 at 2:34am

 

 

 Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me - Introduction, ix

Permalink Reply by Carlie McCann on August 5, 2011 at 7:30pm

Oh wait I forgot about using this one! This is like my motto for life, but I LOVE the pic you made of it!!! Good Job, Girl!

Permalink Reply by Clint T on August 5, 2011 at 3:11pm

"Laugh Loudly, Laugh often, and most important laught at YOURSELF!"

In the introduction of LIES THAT CHELSEA HANDLER TOLD ME!

-Clint T

Permalink Reply by Tammy Cormier on August 5, 2011 at 3:53pm

"I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around."   This was my life before I was married now it's I drink so I can tolerate him!  Seriously u want the name of the chapter and page??  I read I don't pay attention to that shit but..  If I win I will be happy to show u the book to prove I have it and read it!!  This bitch is funny who wouldn't read it???

Permalink Reply by Chelsea Handler on August 5, 2011 at 6:07pm

my clit is burning

Permalink Reply by Sonya Jacobson on August 5, 2011 at 6:25pm

"It turns out Chelsea had gone to her gyno before calling me. And when she found herself int he exact same humiliating position of being told that what she was feeling was one of her internal accessories, she decided right there in those stirrups that it was the perfect pooprtuninty to humilate someone else. All she thought as the speculum was being removed was, "Who else can I make this happen to?"

Chapter 2, Page 30

"Pap Smears and Punctuation Marks" by Stephanie Stehling

 

Permalink Reply by Carlie McCann on August 5, 2011 at 7:28pm

I wanted to be original and pick a quote no one else chose, so I read the book again... I STILL have to say my favorite quote is from Eva's chapter "My clit is burning for you". I feel ashamed of myself for not being able to find a different quote, but I just LOVE this one so much!

Permalink Reply by mike rock on August 5, 2011 at 7:59pm

Hey Everybody! 

Thank you so much for jumping into the contest. I am flattered to be part of it. 

Good luck & may the best (or easiest to pronounce) name win! 

xo

-mike rock

p.s. come say hi on my Borderline page or on twitter (@itsmikerock)

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