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Lies Contest- Winners announced!
Thank you for your submissions, everyone! The winning quote (chosen at random) is...
"Brad Wollack is a whiner and an obsessive-compulsive, so not only does he talk about how Chelsea fucks with him more, he thinks about it over and over and over again while he counts the ceiling tiles and cleans his computer mouse with a Clorox wipe."
-Johnny Kansas, Zookeeper (Page 2)
--from Sarah Johnson! Congratulations, girl! Let us know what you want Mike to say for you with that smooth, sultry voice... as long as it wouldn't make your grandma blush.
But wait: there's more! Two additional fans were chosen to win a shiny new Chelsea Lately bookmark to use while re-reading "Lies" for the 2nd (or 3rd or 12th) time. It's your lucky day, Kimberley Walker and The.Truth.Police! Tell us where to send your swag and we'll get Chuy right on it.
Thanks to everyone who learned how to read for this contest. Each person was given one entry, and winners were chosen at random.
Of course, this wouldn't be possible without Mike Rock himself. Show him your appreciation here or on his Twitter page: @itsmikerock, listen to him guest star on the Superego Podcast, and catch him nightly on Chelsea Lately.
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Permalink Reply by Stephanie on -
Eva Magazine Chapter-
"My clit is burning for you." That's my favorite Chelsea quote. I laughed for like five solid hours after reading that.
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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Flanagan on -
Under no circumstances is it okay to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone.
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Permalink Reply by Kimberley walker on -
Roy Handler.
I looked at my sister, feeling glad that I could give that gift. So what if Gina started carrying a rape whistle around me? At least my little sister was happy. As chuy so wisely put it once, "when Chelsea's happy, everybody's happy."
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Permalink Reply by Eva Magazine on -
My Clit is buring for you.
By Chelsea Handler in Eva Magazines chapter
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Permalink Reply by Randy Bragdon on -
Obviously my favorite quote is this...
You can get this shirt here http://www.cafepress.com/evamagazine
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Permalink Reply by HeatherRecently on -
This is possibly the greatest picture of all time.
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Permalink Reply by Christopher Dearman on
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The reason why Chelsea introduces Brad Wollack as Jill:
"I don't know what it is about him, but for some reason I can't stop thinking about that robot girl from Small Wonder."
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Permalink Reply by Clint T on -
Favorite Quote:
"Chelsea Handler is a menace. Working for her is very much like working for a highly functioning, over-sexed, drunken chimpanzee. Just when you think you're part of the family and its all fun and games, she turns on you and bites off your fingers, nose anf genitals."
Quote by: Johnny Kansas
-Clint T
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Permalink Reply by Danielle Romano on
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I want to quote the whole "Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me" book. BEST BOOK EVER!!
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Permalink Reply by the.truth.police on
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"The best irony of all is that people sleep at Chelsea's all the time, and everyone knows never to sleep with their door unlocked. So, in a house with six bedrooms, a house that she paid for, Chelsea really has access only to her own room."
Chapter 2, page 46
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Permalink Reply by liz conrow on
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Johnny Kansas' Chapter: Chapter One
When the email string is going back and forth b/t Chelsea pretending to be Johnny Kansas and the E! Exec. The guy goes, we cannot meet this weekend, I am gong to the desert. and Johnny/Chelsea replies "I could go to the desert"
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